Introducing the Privacy Wizard™

From The Privacy Co-op.com

Why did the Privacy Co-op.com develop the new Privacy Wizard™ that can help you opt-out of any business exploiting your data in less than three minutes, and even provide an opportunity for you to profit from it?

Because we care.

We are some of the most influential technology architects, lawyers, concerned citizens and trouble-makers in the world, and we value your rights.

Look…tech companies have gotten a legal free pass for a long time when it comes to your privacy. We know! We’ve been part of the machine for a long time. In the early days, it was essential to protect the fledgling and growing internet — we totally get that. Big Tech companies were actually shielded from regulatory oversight as they dug deeper and deeper into your private lives while they buttressed their profits. But that was a long time ago. Those that originally pledged to “do no harm” to get such protection are redefining what “no harm” means toady so they can balloon their power and profits at your expense.

Make no mistake — they are power-hungry and greedy, and they don’t care who gets hurt.

We all know that. We all watch in horror as weekly there is another new headline about Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and the lot exploiting your information rights for excessive and immoral profits. Many think they have even gotten too big to control. But they haven’t. That’s just a lie they’d like you to believe — and many did…until we came along.

At Privacy Co-op.com, you can look up businesses, see their privacy ratings, read their own policies in their own words, and then tell them to stop in a single click! We will put your demands for privacy into a group action and send it to them, per their own privacy policies, as a cease and desist order at no cost to you.

Get that? Participation is completely free. No strings attached. Your privacy and security are our highest priority.

And with the new Privacy Wizard™, you can do all that in less time than you have spent reading this. Can you imagine that? Do you want to stop Facebook from using all your data? You can finally control your own privacy, company by company, in minutes!

Why would we do all that work for you? Honestly…because it will lead to a greater good for us all. Our vision is that the Big Guys should license the use of your information. It’s legal, it’s the right thing to do, and it will immediately get their attention. The Big Guys will hear all of us and listen.

But what happens if they don’t honor your wishes? That’s when we get really tough…we sue them.

Big Tech has gotten fat enough off our engagement and information. Those rights belong to us — not them. They know all about us, and they make billions off that. Until now, we haven’t gotten much in return and that’s not fair. But no giant will listen to the more powerful masses until we all band together into one voice and force them to listen.

That’s right. We help groups of people effortlessly self-form into classes by just clicking on the companies they do business with. That’s something new. You and others click, and we let those companies know they need to stop or pay. After a few powerful class-action law suits hit the Big Guys…they’ll start to listen.

And by the way…who will share in the profits? Well, for one, the Privacy Co-op members — in other words, all of us that sign up now will get dividends.

That’s the way co-ops work. Like a Farmer’s Co-op, it’s simple…members pay a membership (only a one-time $50 at this time for early adopters). With that capital, we can take action in powerful ways that corporations can’t, like hiring those angry, hungry, and toothy lawyers to represent us. When we win (and we will!), all the Privacy Co-op members will share in the profits.

Co-op members stand a good chance to make back far more than the membership fee, but it’s worth it to do the right thing because we care about you and we want your privacy to be protected. We value your rights.

Wouldn’t it be worth fifty of your hard-earned dollars just to see the big guys squirm a little? I mean, we have all seen these Silicon Valley yahoos testify at the hearings…they don’t care about any of us. All they care about is their own yachts and professional sports teams.

This is your opportunity to join something really powerful. Want to blow up the Google? Our Privacy Wizard™ can help you safely and securely join the growing masses of pitchfork and torch bearers in less than three minutes. Let them hear your voice. It will be worth your time.

We care, we are providing the tool, and we value your rights. All you have to do is click a few buttons and in a few minutes we will all be making them stop, and what is more, we’ll be making them pay!

Join us at Privacy Co-op.com!